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Is my name Christina?

darkest-fallen-angel:

mychemicalbooks:

sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:

My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’

Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

Standard “murder will not be tolerated” lecture

  • Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
  • Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
  • College: did I have class today

hopeydopey526:

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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Oh my god

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

exames:

flvke:

veganasana:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER OH GOSH

#1 dad

Can we just take a second to appreciate this

exames:

flvke:

veganasana:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER OH GOSH

#1 dad

Can we just take a second to appreciate this

2srooky:

2srooky:

trans rights are more important than doctor who, supernatural, and sherlock combined.

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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit.

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ultrafacts:

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I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.
Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

potentialtomorrows:

ultrafacts:

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I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.

Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.

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kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

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