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Is my name Christina?

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

bspears-news:

Katy Perry accepts Britney’s challenge.

guccikage:

"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"

guccikage:

"stop… hey stop crying.. here you can hit me back"

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

image

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD